100 Things You Might Not Know About Me.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Making tea.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Ugly paintings.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
All of the above.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Techno.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Noon sharp.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A pizza sandwich.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My sleeping pattern.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My Dog.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.

12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED AND WHO WAS THE PERSON THAT MADE YOU CRY?
When I was seven a girl named Suzy kicked me in the balls. I cried.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What ever Gloria has.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both. Together.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Everything. Inducing a second pizza.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pizza.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I have actually.

21. WHAT WAS THE MOST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
My Dog.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I dont bend.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Tripp.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I have 5.

27. WHAT KIND ARE THEY?
1 dog- Dog
2 cats- Mittens, and rant.
1 annoying as fuck bird- Pretty Bird
1 snake- Killer

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Ten.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brown.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Kevins cell.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Every day.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Never.

37. FIRST JOB?
Wendy's. Dont judge me.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Every day.

41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Walking dog.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
7 times.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My clothing.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A cake.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Two.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
The green bottle.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Chicken.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I swear. a lot.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No. I would be afraid of me.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?.
Driving. Cools me off.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My dinosaur.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I have seven names.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Never.
What a fucking stupid question. Im Tom. Of course I do.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Both. Together. I wonder if that would taste good.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Idiot
Stupid
Tommy Boy
And others my friends and wife use.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
South Park.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I hate ice cream.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
I do.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
No.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Dinner and a movie.

74.WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
240.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I dont care. Are they bored?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Stupid Songbird sing. Fuck.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Red bull.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO OR TEXTED ON THE PHONE?
G.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
People.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
Anything warm.

83. FAVORITE COUNTRY?
Canada.

84. CANDY?
Sour Keys.

85. FAVORITE VACATION?
Texas.

86. FAVORTIE EYE COLOR?
Brown.

87. FAVORITE SHOES?
Tripp knee boots with ultra spikes.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
All of them.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Moxie's.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
FUCK no.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
South Park.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
July 5th.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
No.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Liberal.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Dog bones.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Im not reading.

100. DO YOU LIKE ANYONE AT THE MOMENT?
As a matter of fact, yes.